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September 08, 2010, 05:48:57 PM

Click Here to discuss the season premiere of American Dad - "In Country... Club".

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Seth MacFarlane is awesome!

Cool!

Here's a story:

Bullock's Big Day:

Stan has noticed that his boss acted more light and free spirited at work lately. He wonders why. He asks him when both are alone after work. Bullock says "Stan my boy, my mother in England is getting married! Since my father is no longer with us... my mother has found someone! The wedding is in England, and you and all your family are invited!" Stan says "Sir, that is good news!" He tells his family.

Stan and his family talk heatedly about it at dinner. Hayley says "I'm not going away for many weeks, right? I still have a thing with Jeff!" Stan says "No, it's only for a week, but still, what a week it shall be!". They later buy the tickets and go to England. On the plane, they all talk about what they will do. Roger is with them and is disguised as a red headed, curley haired family friend. Roger says "I'll go to Big Ben!" Hayley says "I'll visit the Queen of England and explore the English countryside". Steve says "I'll visit J.K. Rowling!", Stan says "besides being with my boss, I'll visit the war museums", and Francine says "I'll go to Harod's!". Klaus is to be in everyone's general care, but then plans on getting tickets to a rock concert.

At the wedding, everyone from Stan's circle of friends and work is present. Even Bullock's wife is present, but she is much more jovial than she had been after coming straight out of Iraq. She says "This is a happy day!" Stan sees Dick and his other friends from work, and Greg and Terry are at the wedding. Terry doesn't so quickly forgive Stan and forget him outing him in front of his father and glares at him somewhat. He though gradually is forgiving him. Bullock yells "Champgne anyone?!". The wedding goes smoothly so far.

Suddenly a guest turns out to be a robber. He says "don't anyone make so much of a false move, or I'll blow your head off!" His gun is aimed at a hostage, and he's after the wedding money. Stan and Bullock both go from the side and sneak up on the robber. Stan karate-chops his neck from the back, while Bullock punches him in the stomach, and says "Good work Smith!" He then wrestles the gun away from him and says "Call the police!" The police come and arrest the robber. Another guest at the wedding likes Bullock's quick action, and offers to interview him for the news in London, as that's where the wedding took place. It turns out that that robber was infamous in England, going to weddings and robbing wedding money, and also showing up at funerals and other important events. Stan is also offered to be on the news, but Bullock will be interviewed more in depth. Meanwhile, after the wedding, Klaus comes back with some friends he met, and says "That was the best rock concert ever!".

Bullock looks at all the guests and says "This was a truly memorable day! Stan, thank you for helping me save the day!" Stan says "Sir, as a friend, I have to say, that even if you're my boss, you're my best friend!" Both Bullock and Stan get knighted for what they have done.

ZombiePussy (another James Bond parody):

The Smith family reprise their roles from the 'TearJerker' episode. In this one, Stan has to go to a pertified forest in Europe to stop the evil villain "ZombiePussy". Turlington is the main villain who plays 'ZombiePussy'. Roger and Klaus are bumbling henchmen. ZombiePussy hopes to take over the world by releasing a toxic chemical that turns the whole world into his zombified slaves! Can Stan stop this diaboloical plan?

Make better jokes so it compares to Family Guy!!!

Quote from: czoom on August 20, 2009, 06:49:55 PM

Make better jokes so it compares to Family Guy!!!

LOLWUT?

Here's yet ANOTHER ridiculous suggestion. The DORK Knight. After Roger watches many superhero movies (such as Iron Man, The Crow, X-Men 1 & 2, Watchmen, Superman 1 & 2, The Dark Knight, and Spider-Man 1 & 2), Roger decided to create his own superhero, but fails, entirely, FACEPALMING EVERYBODY! Stan, on the other hand, explained why Roger won't be a good superhero, just like how Catwoman, the 2004 movie, was as good as hanging himself, so Stan did the job. He named himself, Domino, with all the polka-dots. Hayley, Steve and Roger wanted to be sidekicks, and Stan allowed them to be sidekicks. They do any stupid thing, humanly possible, literally facepalming them. At least Hayley agreed on what I said right now, and got out of the team. They gave up on superhero, and saving the world, and stuff, and decides become video game fanboys. Awsome Face

Meanwhile, Klaus got a cut on his fins, and Francine needed to call the ambulance, as Klaus calls it a WAMbulance. Really?

Roger's Disguise: Coach McGuirk from Home Movies

Whaddya think?

"Africa Yells":

Klaus plays a prank on Roger where he makes him plug in a record player. The song that plays is a big band jazz song called, "Springtime in the Rockies". Roger gets terrified when he hears that song because it's a song that's played on his planet saying that a war is coming! Roger is clearly convinced his speicies is going to war so he runs away and ends up in Africa. While in Africa, he joins and eventually becomes the leader of the natives, putting him on a big ego trip.

Stan and Francine get the CIA's help, but out of fear that they will discover Roger is an alien, Stan says he's a long lost cousin who's a drug addict.

Quote from: KurtPikachu2001 on September 18, 2009, 03:53:43 PM

as usual. Good one.

How about a remake of the FG episode "Hannah Banana"?

"iSlimely":

Roger becomes obsessed with the Nickolodeon show 'iCarly'. Then Klaus learns that the star of the show Miranda Cosgrove is coming to Langley Falls to do a concert. Roger is excited about going and gets tickets. Then Roger and Klaus sneak backstage to meet her and is stopped by Turlington, who's hired to be her bodyguard. Miranda lets them in and Roger makes her sing a song from Korn and everyone is shocked at first and then they like it!

Later on, they discover the Miranda Cosgrove is really a slime monster. Once Roger accidently takes off her human disguise, the slime monster wrecks havoc on Langley Falls and it's up to Stan and the CIA to stop it!

This episode can be a parody of that old B-Movie "The Slime People".

Quote from: KurtPikachu2001 on November 09, 2009, 12:45:37 PM

Shouldn't Steve be a fan of iCarly?

Here's one! "Haytal Attraction." Hayley visits Dill Shephard's house to make love again. But, they still hated each other. Dill then pranked Hayley by putting her hair color green, as she wrote "KISS MY ASS" in Dill's shirt. She gets revenge and does it in a style of Fatal Attraction, and yes, it's a parody. Don't ask. Meanwhile, Steve, Stan, and Roger go camping in the woods. Unfunny, isn't it?

"Brett's Back":

Stan tries to look up his old friend Brett from the episode 'Dope and Faith'. On the internet, he finds out that Brett has relocated to San Francisco and is now a minister for the Church of Satan. Stan and his family go there for vacation and while they're there Brett tries to get Stan to convert to being a satanist. Brett tries to ruin Stan the same way Stan tried to ruin him in 'Dope and Faith'. Hayley goes off and parties with homeless people and stoners, and Roger and Klaus reenact scenes from San Francisco cop movies such as "Dirty Harry" and "Bullitt". Fun is fun until then they get chased by drunken gangsters who thought Roger and Klaus really were cops! Stan also learns Brett has a second home: Alestair Crowley's mansion!

As for my "iSlimely" idea, Steve is also an "iCarly" fan and goes to the concert with Roger and Klaus.

Quote from: KurtPikachu2001 on November 20, 2009, 10:58:34 AM

As for my "iSlimely" idea, Steve is also an "iCarly" fan and goes to the concert with Roger and Klaus.

Fair enough.

Seth MacFarlane is awesome!

Quote from: KurtPikachu2001 on November 20, 2009, 10:58:34 AM

Great story!

Steve's Second Chance:

   Steve is in his room. He's depressed that Stan doesn't trust him anymore. He remembers how he heard his father say "I was wrong I could ever stop loving you." and also that trust takes a really long time to build. He is bummed out by his father's reaction to him. A month has passed since the last time and Hayley has one more college to see. She has already seen the one in Boston (what a huge ordeal that was!). She has now to go to now to go to Stanford in California. Stan has Francine's parents look after the house. Everything is now all good.

  Now the family is in San Francisco International Airport. They set out to go to Stanford. They get lost on one of the roads because some idiot trying to get a few laughs, a rise out of his friends, stole the street sign. Hayley wanted to get there a couple of hours early to make a good impression on her potential advisors and professors. Stan is going around in circles for the last forty five minutes. Hayley is furious. She says "Who's the creton missing a couple of chromasomes responsible for this shit?!". Stan says "Hayley, we're trying our best!". They wander on a nice man with a hat and a green jacket. They ask him directions and he tells them. He says he knows the idiot responsible for removing the sign. He says it's his friend who's 'had a few too many' (makes motion of drinking a beer). He says his friend doesn't like tourists and has acted like a dick and he apolgized for his friend's assenine behavior. Roger disguised as a girl called Laurie with a black ponytail.

  Meanwhile, back at home Steve is with his grandparents. They tell him stories from China. Steve is fascinated. All goes well until there is a breakin. Steve panics for the first few seconds. He says "Whadda I do? Whadda I do? Whadda I do?!" He then quickly gets a hold of himself. This time there are no Snot, Barry, and Toshi to be on his side. His grandparents are caught in a conversation with each othere and happened to be completely oblivious to this terrible situation. Steve says (while dialing 911) "Get out of here!" There are stirring sounds and no one is leaving. Steve is terrified! Steve remembers that in the kitchen, where the sound is coming from, there is a huge pot for pressure cooking. It weighs fifteen pounds. Steve sneaks into the kitchen very quitly after he told the 911 operators of the emergency. He opens the cabinet door ever so quietly and with all his stealth and all his streingth takes the pressure cookere and bashes the burglar on the head. The burglar, a fat man with light brown curly hair, and a grey sweater falls down unconcious. His gun falls out besides him. Steve grabs some cooking gloves and takes the gun and locks it in another room. He locks the kitchen door with a combination lock. A fuse blows out so Steve goes to the basement and replaces the fuse as he remembered his father telling him which fuse was for this room when trying to engage his interest for what was going on in the house and having him help. He makes sure the basement is also adequately ventilated as the boiler is down there. The police arrive and Steve tells them everything and shows them where he locked up the gun.

   Meanwhile, back in San Francisco, the other family members are in a hotel. Hayley says "I'm glad we got there in time! We even got there early! If I ever come here I definitely think I will want to get to know the man who set us straight! He could be a good friend!" Roger, taking his role as a little girl a bit seriously, says "I love my dolley!" referring to a doll he or she won at the carnival.

   Now the Smiths have come back to Virginia. Stan sees what has happened as he sees a copy of the police report on the living room table. He also hears what happened from Steve and Francine's parents. Francine says "Mama, Baba! I'm so glad you two are alright!". Steve says "Well Dad, I guess that now you can trust me!". Stan says "Steve, you were tested under fire, and you passes with flying colors!". He then beams with confidence and pride.

Here's one. Sex, Fries, and Videotapes.

Steve wants to get a job at the CIA, but because of the failing grades at school, he works for a McDonald's. He doesn't enjoy every single thing of it, and he decides to go on a riot. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley go to Las Vegas to gamble, but Hayley doesn't want to, but does it anyways. This could be a remake of a classic Simpsons episode, $pringfield.

Seth MacFarlane is awesome!

Sounds like it would make a cool episode! The thing with Steve making a riot sounds quite funny!

Here is a story:

Weekend at Hayley's

Hayley is doing a report on Charles Darwin for English Class. Roger comes in and says "Hayley, I need someone to help me look after the bar...". Hayley says "Roger, I'm busy doing a report for English Class. We are studying famous people and their contributions and putting our skills of following a story, input, and annotation, as well as being graded on our grammar, sentance structure, and paragraphing. Go away!". Roger goes away dismayed and says "Thing's are about to get crazy!".

Roger disguises himself as Rich McBride, a red headed bar tender with a red goatee, moustache and glasses. "Smashing!" he says. "What's my angle? Ooooohhh! I got it! I'm a rich playboy bartender who is also a stock market analyst and runs his business from a family's home. Brilliant! Maybe, I'll get rich for reals!". He recuits some young female companions to help him.

Hayley sees a young woman at the door. She says she is here to see Rich McBride. Hayley looks at the young woman, who has long dark hair. She is annoyed and says "There's no one here by that name!" Roger comes down and says "Rich McBride here! Lovely to see ya!" More young women come and Hayley is totally taken aback. Roger is coming in and raking in whatever money they bring. Hayley knows there is no Liquor License; how could Roger obtain one so quickly? Hayley says that the "bar" has rats inside so the girls wll leave. Bats, though, start flying from the walls of the attic. The girls scream and leave and also suspect something is going on. Roger is really pissed off and says "Why Hayley, why do you pee-pee all over my dreams? Why do you piss on my parade?" Hayley says "Roger, you can't blame the bats part on me, and as far as for the rats part, I had to do it! We're not a legitimate bar and I didn't want the cops coming to our house!" Roger says "So that's how goes it!" He retreats to another corner of the attic.

Meanwhile Stan has an event at the CIA. He has an obstacle course to run. He runs through explosions, an electrical fence, and runs through a path with chainsaws swinging in alternate directions without a scratch. "Kudos!" Yells Bullock! "You win Stan!" Stan is overjoyed!

Stan comes home feeling good, and he sees a big mess. "HAYLEY! ROGER?!!!!" He roars. Both come down. Francine follows behind "Aahhhhhh! What happened?!" she shreiks. "It's a long story..." says Hayley. Roger knows he will be implicated in this. A Hayley begins to tell Stan about what happedef. When she gets to the part with Roger, Stan removes a nail from his shoe from the obstacle course. It flies all the way up the staircase and hits the attic door. The door opens and an empty bottle of booze falls down the stairs bouncing lightly on each stair tread of the staircase till it hits Stan's shoes. Stan looks at the bottle and looks at the cap. He shouts "Everyone, we've won ourselves a trip to Martha's Vinyard!" He turns to Roger and says "I won't forget this!" Roger knows he's angered Stan. Hayley says "I started to do this report and look where my weekend turned out to be!"